A Young Lady and Her Cat Spend a Quiet Night In (Board Game Intermezzo)

What a ridiculous board game!

Better off to be ignored game!

Big fat man is in the middle.

It is all a silly riddle,

Such a lot of stupid piddle.

Roll your dice 

then,

move your piece.

I don't like it 

in 

the 

least.

Lots of dreams and lots of castles,

It is all a lot of hassle!

Massive baby disappears -

what does all of it amountter?

I have gone and lost my counter!

Use a penny, 

anything,

I'm sick 

of this 

bloody 

thing!

War is raging all around,

Bombs are crashing 

to the ground,

Very noisy!

Bang bang bang!

If you roll a six, 

then maybe,

you might find yourself 

a baby.

Then I hope

My

Dear Friend,

This game

will be

at an end.